Category: Food

Hey Look I’m Creating Ketones!

I love sugar. I love sugar and bread and alcohol and just about any other carbohydrate on the planet. Over the past year, life has been a bit shaky and my stress levels have been through the roof so I really was not concerned with eating a balanced or healthy diet at all. As a …

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Hilah’s Chick-fil-Gay Sandwich

Hilah's Chick-Fil-A

So I just stumbled upon a fabulous woman who found a way to make the awesome Chick-fil-A sandwiches in her very own little kitchen. It’s Hilah! And she’s awesome. But why would anyone want to cook these delicious sandwiches at home you say? It’s because of Chick-fil-A’s anti-human agenda. To call attention to this, the …

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What To Do With Too Many Tomatoes: Roasted Garlic And Tomato Pizza

As a result of planting over 30 tomato plants this spring, even after giving a bunch away, we’ve got boatloads of ripe tomatoes. I’ve already made buckets of tomato sauce and sun dried tomatoes, so lately I’ve been making an easy tomato pizza. One of my favorite tomatoes of late is the Persimmon. It’s orange …

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